This is why I order online...

Me:	Hey, do you guys have 4gigs of 800Ghz, 240 pin DDR2?
Retail Guy:	Is it for a laptop, or a regular computer?
Me:	oh, it's 240 pin.
Retail Guy:	But is it for a regular computer, or a laptop?
Me:	Well, laptops use 200 pin RAM, and 240 is only used in **Air quotes** "Regular computers"
Retail Guy:	Oh... So you need it for a regular computer?
Me:	...
Retail Guy:	I'll uh, be right back with that.